The
delights of bamboo indoors
Architects are among our most, um... discerning clients. Everything must be smick.
Got a picture here?
At Mr Bamboo all architects are respected.
Cut a long story short. An architect telephones with an enquiry.
Something
like, "How much and how quick to install and maintain bamboo at tenants
discretion. On the 36th floor of Sydney’s smickest building?" With
me?
Kind of, "Well Mr Bamboo you’ve made it" (its true, we would
like that.)
"Mate", I says, (not really you understand!
Just to myself. I am never so direct with customers) "Mate! I
don’t care if it’s the 36th floor
or the bleedin roof, bamboo needs good light and good drainage".
Subsequently in the post, a set of architectural drawings
arrives showing the new tenants plans for a complete refit of the 36th
floor - good light – good light all right 36 floors above Sydney
bleedin (if I can just use this term once more) harbour, and drainage
is to hand. Too easy, as we say.
Upon our actual site inspection however. Views’ great.
Light no problemo.
Drainage is not available.
Face it. Improvise. Bamboo must have good drainage.
Send Paul around once a week to suck out the excess water.
No problemo. As we say.
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